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VIDEO: WATCH THE POO RITUAL MEANT TO PROTECT YOU

 There are so many rituals on this world and in as much as the rituals are many, they are all practiced by different people. I'm a sangoma from Malawi and I've helped many people with different rituals.

The truth is rituals only work according to your believes. I've been assisting different people of different walks and if someone comes to me with little faith that it will work or just come randomly to test or experiment then I guarantee you a recipe for failure but you will pay for my services anyway because I would've done my job.

So there are people who are scared of rituals that involve creatures such as snakes as the bait. The snake ritual is the most common and popular one by the way but it's not the only one.

I have a huge client base of criminals. Those who do illegal things such as heists and so forth. They usually don't use snakes but they want a ritual to protect them from danger or the Police. I always advice them on the poo ritual. That ritual works like magic.

So what they do is come to me and I cleanse them and put a frog in their tummies. That frog will help them incase of emergencies all the time. How? Okay a frog is a very slimy reptile and it can help with speeding ones digestive system.


When my client is scared then the frog knows it's time to work. It feels the clients heart beat from inside then it speeds up the digestive system. Once the digestive system is ready to work then my client will release waste, runny poo. The poor has a smell that no one can stand and should anyone smell that then they will instantly pass out and wake up with no memory of what happened.

In the time that they have passed out my client then escapes. Even the police can't stand the smell and they have been a victim of the ritual many times. I saw a video that I have shared with you. It's a white man and that's my client. 

This doesn't only help criminals but also naughty people who run in trouble with the law with harmless offenses such as public indencencies and so on.