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I MADE MY NEIGHBOUR FALL FOR ME WITH A LOVE PORTION



Confession: Love Potion and Long-Shot Dreams


I never believed in love at first sight until she moved in next door. It was as if the universe had conspired to bring us together, placing this stunning, intelligent, and kind-hearted woman mere meters away. But, gazing into her captivating eyes, I thought, "She's way out of my league." Self-doubt crept in, threatening to extinguish the spark.


Desperate to catch her eye, I sought unconventional help. A visit to a sangoma yielded an intriguing plan: pink water, red wool, candles, and a red doek. I needed her name, surname, and picture. Casual conversations and social media searches made it easy. Suddenly, she was always around, sharing home-cooked meals and offering to do my laundry.



Now, I'm enjoying the royal treatment, even gaining weight! But despite our growing connection, I'm terrified to ask her out. What if she rejects me? What if I'm just a friendly neighbor to her?


As days turn into weeks, our bond strengthens. We discuss life, dreams, and passions. I discover we share a love for music, hiking, and good food. She laughs at my jokes, and I find myself opening up like never before.


Yet, the fear of rejection lingers. What if she doesn't feel the same? What if our social differences are insurmountable?


Has anyone else experienced this? How did you handle it? Help!


Should I:


1. Take a chance and ask her out

2. Continue enjoying our friendship, hoping feelings develop

3. Seek advice from friends, family, or a professional


Unapologetic About Love Potion


Some may judge me for using black magic, but I don't feel sorry. She's a stunning woman, and I believe I deserve beautiful things in life. I've worked hard, struggled, and overcome obstacles. Why shouldn't I take matters into my own hands?


In my mind, the love potion isn't manipulation; it's leveling the playing field. Society already favors the attractive and charismatic. This is my equalizer.


Besides, I'm not harming her. I'm simply opening her eyes to the connection we share. She's smiling more, laughing with me, and showing genuine interest. Isn't that mutual affection?


Some may call it selfish, but I believe I deserve happiness. And if a little pink water, red wool, and candles can bring us together, why not?