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POO IS R9000 in South Africa

MAKE R9000 (9K)FOR JUST DOING NUMBER TWO IN THE TOILET. It's an Indian money ritual beware.

Make me anonymous please.

Sounds crazy yet tempting right? I know I've been there too. I obtained my Degree 6 years ago and to this day I've never been employed,not even an intern post, nothing. I am one of those who can say I have never ever in my life been employed.

I watched my friends flourish, ticking off their life time goals and getting married. I envied everything about their lives but I was still happy with them and congratulated them all the way. I was used to being the one who'd always say congratulations.

I mean I even failed to secure a retail shop job. I got depressed,isolated myself and just buried myself in a whole. I stopped going out or even it's posting anything on-line. I literally vanished from the face of the earth but I was still very much present online. Just disguised and stalking everyone's progress.

Anyway while I was online searching for a job, because I was very much actively searching for a job. I stumbled on an article that caught my attention. It spoke about how you can sell your poo. I was amazed at this because the price set for a single poo was extremely high and could get me back to life instantly.

I did my research for about a month while I was preparing myself emotionally. Finally I contacted them and they gave me all the information I needed. I went to their offices and ofcos a few tests were ran and I was told I'd be contacted by the third day.

On the third day they called and I was told I qualifed. Had I known that there other easy wats to make money ,I promise I wouldn't have wasted my time with school,I said to myself. But my thing is the place was at a very dodgy place and the red flags were there but in a spare of desperation even grass looks like herbs.

They emailed me a meal plan for a week and once I was done with the week then I was told to come through with the poo. They even send you money to buy the ingredients on the plan. I followed the instructions and meal plans thoroughly I kid you not.

I was going there to deliver my poo every second week and this happened for two months. Ofcos I would receive my money on time and in full. The first thing I had in mind was to buy a car. I had told myself that I'm going to continue until I afford a car.

Anyway all went smoothly until one day I had constipation and when I called them their line was not going through. On the third day of no luck in getting a hold of them I then went there myself. When I got there,there was no one at reception. I waited and next thing a very angry indian man showed up.

He was very angry as to why I'm in their building without their concern. he started pushing me out and as I was about to leave I saw a room filled with transparent boxes and inside those boxes were snakes. Immediately money ritual thing of using poo in Dubai came to my mind.

I started fighting back and told him I'm not going anywhere without my poo. He called his bouncers to come drag me out. I left and on my way home I was praying none stop. When I got home I continued praying that nothing happens to me and everyone else who donated their poo thinking it's for a medical purpose.

I couldn't breath nor think straight because of anxiety. It took me six hours to think of reporting the institute to the police. I went down to the police station and they assured me that they will go search the place and find out what is going on. They said they couldn't make any arrests as yet because I was not forced to donate the poo.

The next day the police went and the building was empty. The company packed their things and left. Just like that. It is a money ritual but nothing has happened to me yet but I am